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Boi 1: Wow that boi is the definition of single.
Boi 2: Yep that’s an Ethan
*Meanwhile, Ethan is making out with a chair*
A person who is very stupid and is very ugly and goofy. 99.99% chance this kid is white and acts goofy. and is so short (3'2). everyone hates this type of person and he has no friends.
OMGGG! His name is probably Ethan.
A guy who doesn't understand the effect he can have on your life, and even if he did he probably wouldn't care. No matter how much you want to hate him you can't. You can't get him out of your life. You can try and avoid him, block him, or shut him out but you can't get him out of your head, he has so much to offer to the world and anyone is lucky to be in his life. But if he doesn't care about someone he isn't very good at faking it, it's usually pretty easy to tell when Ethan is just nice to you because he feels bad, because that's just the kind of person he is.
"Dude just forget about Ethan, he isn't worth it"
Amazing in every way possible. also has a huge ass dick.
A retarded dinosaur with a one inch wonder
Jim: “He looks like an Ethan
Bob: “Yeah he’s definitely an Ethan
An Ethan is a very intellectual individual. Ethan's are known to be exceptionally rude as well, being the only downside to their brain power.
Who is that? That is Ethan. He is smart.