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A condom laced in a liquid that is white.
Dude, that guy just threw a white hat at your face, and it stuck to you!
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Instead of the conventional approach of reaching over to one's bedside table and finding your favourite pack of jimmy hats, it is much easier to 'gather' (or more conventionally 'cluster') one's jim-jam (pyjama) bottoms in order to create a make-shift, yet effective, J-hat.
Timmy: "Hey Jimmy, guess what happened?!"
Jimmy: "What happened Timmy??"
Timmy: "Well Jimmy, I ran out of condoms last night so I had to use my jim-jam jimmy hats."
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In ice hockey, to record two (2) goals, two (2) assists, two penalties and an ejection in one game.
You almost had the Andre Georgini Hat Trick! Too bad you were such a pussy and didn't fight that guy!
My fantasy hockey team is dominating this week. I had a guy recod an Andre Georgini Hat Trick!
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Statement exclaimed when a sarge is running or ordering his marines to run.
MARINES! Start your engines!! Hit hoo hat HUR!!!
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A word robbie uses to get pigmys off his top hat. He runs wild in africa.
"Get those pigmys of my tophat"
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(n.)
1.) Phrase one uses when someone pulls off an amazing stunt or feat that all said persons friends swore was impossible.
"So apparently John actually got her to have sex with him."
"Now way, she's head of the cheer leading squad and he's just a tech nerd!"
"Ya man, she admitted it too."
"Wow, I guess John really pulled a rabbit out of the hat this time huh?..."
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A sarcastic reply to someone presenting a piece of common knowledge or easily derived information as something of great importance and value.
Tinfoil_Hat "Alex Jones is saying the NWO order is messing with the water supply and food chain to control our numbers, maybe I should buy the stuff he sell's on his website!"
Skeptical_Atheist "Well, Shit in your hat and punch it!"
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