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Whaddup I'm Jared I'm 19 and I never fucking learned how to read is a vine reference used by nostalgic people who miss vine
"Hey could you read page 21 for the class?"
"No I can not WHADDUP I'M JARED I'M 19 AND I NEVER FUCKING LEARNED HOW TO READ
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What you say when your friend asks why you didn't go to his/her party/event.
Friend: Why didn't you come to the party last night?
Other Friend: Because I'm better than you.
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When your riding a roller coaster or somthing and you get scared to yell tell your mom I'm horny.
(You riding a roller coaster ): ohh shhiiittt tell your mom I'm horny.
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It means we are having sex until you cum and you suck tf out of my dick
Tonight I'm fucking the shit out of you
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A sarcastic phrase used after receiving inappropriate or over-simplified health advice. Also a large community of internet trolls who shoot down any and all health advice that doesn't include a psychiatrist or a pill, and worship big pharma with outdated psychiatric models of "chemical imbalances".
Motivational poster: Exercise can help make people happy!
Troll: Oh really? Just exercise? That's all I need to do for my serious clinical depression? Why didn't I think of that? Wow thanks I'm cured!! Why don't I just throw away my Prozac pills and see how much serotinin I get from a fucking nature walk.
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this isn't a joke my captor forgot to block urban dictionary this is my only escape I am being held in the basement of 308 negra arroyo lane albuquerque new mexico 87104
Joe: "Hey Jerry, how are you doing today?"
Jerry: "I'm literally going to die please call 911 please man i'm fucking"
Joe: "Great to hear!"
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This is a song I derived from 'I'm Turning Japanese'
I've got a picture of Pocky and me
I wrote "I love you" and I hope you love me too
I sit there staring and there's nothing else to do
Oh it's in color Your stick is tan
Your coating is nutty And the chocolate is as soft as clouds
I often eat you when there's no one else around
I've got your picture, I've got your picture
I'd like a million of you over myself
I asked the doctor to take your picture
So I can look at you from inside as well
You've got me turning up and turning down
And turning in and turning 'round
I'm turning Wapanese
I think I'm turning Wapanese
I really think so
Turning Wapanese
I think I'm turning Wapanese
I really think so
I'm turning Wapanese
I think I'm turning Wapanese
I really think so
Turning Wapanese
I think I'm turning Wapanese
I really think so
I've got your picture, I've got your picture
I'd like a million of them over myself
I want the doctor to take your picture
So I can look at you from inside as well
You've got me turning up and turning down
and turning in and turning 'round
I'm turning Wapanese
I think I'm turning Wapanese
I really think so
Turning Wapanese
I think I'm turning Wapanese
I really think so
I'm turning Wapanese
I think I'm turning Wapanese
I really think so
Turning Wapanese
I think I'm turning Wapanese
I really think so
No sex, no drugs, no wine, no women
No fun, no sin, no you, no wonder it's dark
Everyone around me is a total stranger
Everyone avoids me like a psyched lone-ranger
Everyone
That's why I'm turning Wapanese
I think I'm turning Wapanese
I really think so
Turning Wapanese
I think I'm turning Wapanese
I really think so
I'm turning Wapanese
I think I'm turning Wapanese
I really think so
Turning Wapanese
I think I'm turning Wapanese
I really think so
Turning Wapanese
I think I'm turning Wapanese
I really think so
Turning Wapanese
I think I'm turning Wapanese
I really think so
Turning Wapanese
I think I'm turning Wapanese
I really think so
(think so think so think so)
Turning Wapanese
I think I'm turning Wapanese
I really think so
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