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Jesus boy is Mamma Newstead's brother, Mamma was burned by Dagoth Ur's hand of fire, and Jesus boy(who is a cross) is still burning today, Not turned into a pile of ashes like Mamma.
Hey...lets wave the Jesus Boy across the knob, maybe it'll unlock itself.
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This term describes a group of people (or whole community) that are very friendly and/or extremely leniant.
My school has jesus and pals in it... not many of the teachers there are strict enough.
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my answer to every question my teacher asks
Fat fuck misra:who started the revolution?
Me:Jesus on a stick
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Bill Clinton and Monica Lewinsky's illegitimate son with down syndrome, routinely chained and abused by North Koreans as part of the anti-west propaganda and for personal pleasure. It is customary to gag Korean Jesus with one's own turd after a forced fuck. Notable (ab)users include Jonah Hill and Kim Jong Il.
Stop fucking with Korean Jesus! He ain't got time for your problems, he's busy with Korean shit.
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pulling a jesus is the act of returning to life when people think you died and suddenly they run into you and are surprised to see you alive you say i pulled a jesus
( in reference to jesus christ returning to life 3 days after his crucifiction )
tony : Oh my god you're alive! i thought you died weeks ago!
Ely : oh yes tony i'm quite alive!
tony: that's what i call pulling a jesus !
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A type of transcendental yoga-like meditation. When sticking your arms straight out into a T position can cause the feeling of oneness with your surroundings. Can cause a feeling of contacting angels or being abducted by aliens. Myth surrounds this pose in antiquity.
Dude I was listening to Trance music on top of this mountain in a Jesus Pose getting into a state of trance. Unreal Bro
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Eagerly completing a journey that seems so very important to the person that is on the journey, but meaningless to everyone else. Much like a real Mission for Jesus or MHF for short
Someone passes you and then changes lanes to pass the person in front of you. You remark to your passenger "Wow! That guy is on a Mission for Jesus!"
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