rule 157

No one is allowed to fuck UNLESS they have the N-word pass, AND the chick is hot on a scale of 1 to 10.

Boy 1: Did you fuck her?
Boy 2: Nah. Rule 157 applies.
Boy 1: You dont have the N-word pass?

Rule 45

Sex Offender, usually a child molester.

Ther term comes from the British prison system practice of segregating Sex Offenders under Rule 45, to stop them being attacked by other inmates. (Formerly Rule 43)

"If I could get onto that Wing with a razor blade, I'd have a ball. Or possibly a handful of balls, I hate Nonces "
"Yes, but Governor, you are obliged to protect those Rule 45 boys"

Rule 32

Enjoy little things in life.

Dude why are you crying about yo small ass dick , Rule 32 bruh, enjoy the little things.

canadian rules

While in High School in Buffalo, NY - wew used the terms "canadian rules" to indicate to others that whatever was going to happen next would not discussed with anyone back in the USA. There is a certain amount of protocol - in that you have to call it in advance.

While dropping your spunk on a Canadian's nose - you would call "canadian rules" so that your girls in the US would never hear about it.

Rule 65

When no other rule can be applied to a situation, Rule 65 applies.

Hank: "oh man, there's nothing to do...we've been sitting here forever..."

Bob: Rule 65

Rule 371

Internet rule declaring that if it exists you can jean it. Typically done by making it out of denim or adding something made of denim then changing the first sound to J- effectively making it a portmanteau of jean and the original word.

If the words starts with a consonant sound, it is swapped for a j. A j gets added to the front if it starts with vowel. Exceptions exist.

Two examples of rule 371 in action:

His jorts are hot.

My jarger keeps my wire from fraying.

college rule

Ten minutes. The acceptable time you should wait for the start of a meeting, conference call, or even for a friend to show up. You should allow ten minutes for the key people or person to show up. If they do not then you can leave or move along with your life.

We all showed up to that meeting, but Bob who organized the thing wasn't there. We gave it the college rule and then left for lunch early. He can reschedule if it is important.

Hey Bob, I was there at the subway station on time and applied the college rule. I couldn't wait all day for you.