Rule 38

If there is a type of porn, there is a website for it.

J. Have you seen that pillow porn website?

B. There is no such fucking thing.

J. Rule 38

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Rule 0

The unwritten rule of tabletop Role Playing Games (but can be applied elsewhere). It says:

"Don't be a dick."

It essentially means players should treat each friendly and with respect.

If someone intentionally does something inappropriate, or acts maliciously towards another player or players, he's breaking Rule 0.

Particular behavior breaking the rule may differ according to a game you are playing. For example, some RPGs are designed as competitive games, while others are cooperative. Behaviour common in the first type could be sometimes considered bad (breaking the Rule 0) in the latter.

In most games, killing another player's character without proper reason* qualifies as breaking Rule 0.

* other than "I wanted your loot / I wanted to earn XP by killing you / I did it for the lulz" etc...

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rule 157

No one is allowed to fuck UNLESS they have the N-word pass, AND the chick is hot on a scale of 1 to 10.

Boy 1: Did you fuck her?
Boy 2: Nah. Rule 157 applies.
Boy 1: You dont have the N-word pass?

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Rule 45

Sex Offender, usually a child molester.

Ther term comes from the British prison system practice of segregating Sex Offenders under Rule 45, to stop them being attacked by other inmates. (Formerly Rule 43)

"If I could get onto that Wing with a razor blade, I'd have a ball. Or possibly a handful of balls, I hate Nonces "
"Yes, but Governor, you are obliged to protect those Rule 45 boys"

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Rule 32

Enjoy little things in life.

Dude why are you crying about yo small ass dick , Rule 32 bruh, enjoy the little things.

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canadian rules

While in High School in Buffalo, NY - wew used the terms "canadian rules" to indicate to others that whatever was going to happen next would not discussed with anyone back in the USA. There is a certain amount of protocol - in that you have to call it in advance.

While dropping your spunk on a Canadian's nose - you would call "canadian rules" so that your girls in the US would never hear about it.

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Rule 65

When no other rule can be applied to a situation, Rule 65 applies.

Hank: "oh man, there's nothing to do...we've been sitting here forever..."

Bob: Rule 65

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