This has not been invented yet
so heres my mark on it
-Thorn Kinsey
A person that has a smile like a Roblox Face. Where one corner of the mouth goes more up then the other.
Original Side Smirker: L.S (A guy in the Schniedelwutz gang)
A: „His smile is so interesting“
B: „Yeah he looks just like the Roblox face,such a Side Smirker!“
An A-B conversation someone Cs they self into
Jacob was getting in his girlfriend Alisha's head for something stupid she did and her friend Taylor standing by listening, opened her mouth and started side betting in Alisha's defense.
An analogy for a situation where a desirable outcome is so far-fetched, it is viewed as functionally impossible.
"You think Cassie will go to prom with me if I ask?" "You'd be rolling a Zero-Sided Die if you attempt."
When you have had a few drinks; are slightly impaired by the consumption of alcoholic beverages; are in a state of drunkenness that is less noticeable than tipsy. Similar to buzzed, except less of an enjoyable situation, and more a state of impairment.
'Robert probably shouldn't be the one who drives to the grocery store, he is a little on the tilt side.'
The side jobby is a sexual move where two or more men stand on either side of someone (usually another man) who is on their knees, and smack and thrust their penis om and around the ear canal.
Last night these 6 guys at the bar gave me a side jobby.