Typing Syndrome

A state in which one has been typing for so long that he begins to lose his temper and make an excessive amount of typos. It can often lead to extreme stress and destruction of the keyboard angry-german-kid style.

I was working in my office yesterday, and I started making shitloads of typos. I went crazy and destroyed my keyboard on the desk.

Must have been typing syndrome.

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couple syndrome

The condition that new couples often exhibit in relation to friendships. This often includes canceling plans, ditching early, not drinking, etc. Often, it gets blamed on the new person, though the friend is usually equally at fault for giving in and ditching fun plans with friends.

"Hey, is Jason coming out tonight?" .... "nah, he just texted, he's got couple syndrome, he and Sarah are staying in again"

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Baddiel's Syndrome

This weird syndrome is a rare form of constant 'fear' from having a panic attack!

Baddiel's Syndrome has nothing to do with that show on BSkyB with the same name.

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Snowmageddon Syndrome

The diagnosis of boredom and insanity due to the large amount of snow. This occurs when there happens to be so much snow that you are not able to go anywhere nor see anyone.

Person 1: Hey have you talked to Tom lately?
Person 2: No, I've heard he has snowmageddon syndrome, he sits on his couch watching cat videos on his computer all day.
Person 1: How sad.

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Tacoma Syndrome

Tacoma Syndrome is a sad thought process that occurs when one owns a Tacoma it causes a them to assume all trucks besides Tacoma’s are all pieces of crap and that anyone with a Tacoma must be a cool guy.

“Dang too bad he has Tacoma Syndrome, he’d be pretty cool if he didn’t have it.”

“He’s got Tacoma Syndrome, Whatta queer! Haha”

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DTMS Syndrome

Acronym for
Donald Trump Mini Stroke Syndrome
Scientific name Transient ischemic attack

Webster Dictionary had to add 5000 new jobs due to the president having DTMS Syndrome.
He alone has added new words like Covfefe,

Yos-e-nite, Thighland, Championch, Heroilynn,
Foistered, Susbesig, Humanitaries, Deligitimatize,
Her ridge, Pivittible, Benefishers, Resaption, Appliculibulls, Obstuulz, Bipartiss, Solucius, Forsiva , Liberalation & Asbadodizzoz

Just to name a few that have be reviewed for definitions

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Hyperexamcrisis syndrome

1.Tendency to find ways to not read during exam.
2. Finding uninteresting thing interesting when it's pressure.

He has been watching every fucking videos on youtube exam is so near.Surely an hyperexamcrisis syndrome.

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