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Before your officially going out with a person where you being flirty but not official
Tara:Guess what?
Kazo:What
Tara:Me and Callum are texting
Kazo:Oh my god wtf
Before your in a seriously dating you may be texting.Where you cam flirt but have none of the commitment of a real relashionship
Kate:Would you get with Stacey?
John:Yesh definitely will you ask her if she wants to get texting
When someone sends rapid-fire texts on various, non related, subjects without waiting for a reply
My mom got mad at me because I didn’t answer her rapid-fire MANIC TEXTING.
When a message could be texted within a sentence or sentences and then send it out as one text entry, the message is broken down into a single word, words, or phrases. Because One message is broken down into a few text entries, the recipient receives 5-6 messages instead of 1.
"Omg Maggie freaking loves break-texting so every time she texts me, I got 10 messages instead of 1"
When you subtract the time between their message and your response so as to avoid the following: seeming desperate, sounding actually upset at them, desperate, glad that someone cared enough to respond to you, desperate, and to avoid sounding desperate.
Text math is done in a number of scenarios such as during arguments with your soon-to-be ex, your parents when you're drunk, or with that co-worker when you aren't sure how exactly they got your number.
I have my response, but I need to wait 7 minutes to send it according to my text math.
When you send a text to someone thinking it was someone else. Can be very embarassing or just a common text.
Matt: damn...
Mark: what?
Matt: i just oh shit texted your mom...
Mark: what'd it say?
Matt: You don't want to know...
A "gentleman's gentleman" who's mainly tasked with proofreading his fumble-fingered master's hastily-composed missives, essays, and other literary creations, pointing out and/or correcting all the errors, and then either passing the resulting "perfected" paperwork back to his boss, or sending said correspondence on its way to it intended recipients.
As clever and talented as Jeeves was, it's entirely probable that he could have also served the dim-witted Bertie Wooster in the role of text-composition butler; perhaps he might instead have suavely suggested that, "You might want to consider a modern word-processor, Sir... it will underline spelling and grammar errors for you, so that you can correct them immediately as you go along."