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Matt is a very unwelcome child he is shit. But he usually like a girl that’s named michele.
John: yoo it’s matthew
michele: SO HOTTRRRT
Matthew is the most gorgeous boy I’ve ever seen in my life. He has beautiful sandy brown hair and greenish blue eyes that you can get lost in. He is very smart, confident, loyal, calm and just my favorite darling. I pray to God that he will maybe take interest in me one day.
You just can’t help but fall in love with him. He is just so irresistibly cute, you just want to grab him and hold him forever.
You could fall asleep in his lap and he wouldn’t even mind.
Matthew’s friends absolutely adore him and love him.
Matthew is very laid back and just a calm, quiet person who doesn’t get angry easily but when he does, oh boy.
He is the most beautiful person I’ve ever laid my eyes on. Keep Matthew near you for the rest of your life.
Hey Matthew, you will probably not see this because I’m just some random Hungarian girl in your class. But I think about you all the time. I love you, darling.
A name given to a person with a particularly large cock
Matthew is the best name
To attack the direction of someone's true thought or to make it inferior to that of your own. To manipulate a conversation so that even if you are wrong initially you are agreeing yet still disagreeing in the end because no matter what someone else says it is always less applicable than what you have to say.
"Emotions are horrible, I mean what if we didn't have them and did whatever we thought of doing without giving it any thought" " For example college, what if when I thought about going to college I just went without any hesitation or thought", "what if you thought about killing someone or doing something that would harm or affect someone or something else? What if you just did it without thinking about the consequences or the pain it may or may not cause other people or things." "I guess emotions are good after all because that would not be good." "In some ways, though it would probably be good like if you were a hitman" " Did I just Matthew myself?"
A Matthew is the type of person to say slurs to minorities and then becomes defensive when they get upset. He catcalls women on the street thinking they’re boys, and gets off to Rolie Olie Polie.
Matthew got cancer…but he’s a Virgo?
A very cute guy who loves to make you laugh and can take his joke too far sometimes but he always finds a way to make someone laugh
Guy 1: Do you know who I like?
Guy 2: Who?
Guy 1: I like Matthew
Matthew is a sweet charming guy who is super funny and always makes peoples day. He is hurt right now because of a girl but is healing. Matthew will also be a good boyfriend preferably to a girl whose name starts with an A,N or H.
Dang, Matthew is so sweet and funny.