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Shorts that show a hella lotta ass.
John: dammmn rebecca's lookin good with them sluty shorts on
Kyle: yeah man, shes thick as
A midget That likes to watch midget porn
Damn Look at it its watching midget porn!
Tonya look at tat short midget its watching porn!
Yep every June 4th it’s National Short ppl day
Refers to the small length or size of something, which is "short" to the point where it can be punished by the law.
"...dude, I mean, you're short but not like criminally short..."
"All pop nowadays are criminally short".
Short Man's Syndrome is the overpoweringly devastating inferiority complex that is inextricably linked to the deadly disability and eternal curse of manletism (the crippling condition of being a manlet - a dwarfed male shorter than 5ft10). Characterized by a profound basis of manlet cope in addition to manlet rage, topped with and generous sprinkling of manlet mathematics and guy height and rounded out by a proclivity for wearing high heels, throwing hissy fits and engaging in embarrassing public catfights - the mental midget and literal subhuman Short Man's Syndrome suffering severely stunted sissy manlet is nothing short of a girlishly gnomish, microscopically minuscule and outrageously overcompensating midget monstrosity. Manlets BTFO.
Jessica: Hey, why is Tiny Tom "Man Card: Impossible" Cruise mud-wrestling that drunken midget over there? Amber: Lol, I don't know. Maybe the midget ate his high heels? Jessica: It's probably just Short Man's Syndrome. Silly manlet boys...
Girl shorts are for girls that attract men who have ass Fetish and are most likely to use their dumb fucking pick up lines that aren’t even good. Girl shorts show the ass of girls and sometimes the butt crack that everyone would be surprised of and she will be unaware that it’s even there.
Nene: hey girl you a refrigerator? Cause I wanna eat you up and open whatever’s inside of you
Jane: is it because of my girl shorts?
October 13th Is National make out with your short friend day! You can make out with anyone that is labeled " short. "
Random tall guy: * kisses a short person*
Short person: " Why'd you do that? "
Random tall guy: " It's October 13th! National Make Out With Your Short Friend Day! "