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When you’re giving a handjob with the webbing of your thumb and index finger, so that when your hand is spread out it looks like the turkey art projects you did in elementary school.
Gave my boyfriend a turkey creemee last night under the table at his parents’ Thanksgiving dinner. He was so happy, and I felt very festive!
when the nipples are hard from being pinched or coldness of weather.
tom! your roasted turkeys are poking through your shirt!
when you do something mean to someone they do not respond and then you call them a name (turkey toucher) and they explode with anger
drew threw a twinkie, cookies, and cussed at the teacher... then he sat back down like nothing happened. but then he called her a turkey toucher and she wrote him up
tur-key bur-bler
noun: a hangy, double-chin on a person, that moves of it's own volition, resembling a turkey's wattle.
Me: I have a lopsided double-chin.
Tristan: Are you saying you have an asymmetrical turkey burbler?
The appearance of a person, usually of some kind of celebrity or someone that believes themself of social standing or influence that has used tanning products or tanning beds to the extent that they have a roast turkey-like skin appearance.
"Joe Bidden has a cracking turkey tan."
"They were Turkey tanned as fuck."
A sex position in which a man is pressed up against a glass window while a woman is bent over in front of him.
Clifton was having a late night jazz session when his lover pushed him up against a glass window. The two did a glass turkey.
This term is actually a term my son Pax came up with. I’m from Hungarian heritage and work our doors so I usually have a tan. One day after a nap, my son laid in my spot, sniffed my pillow case and announced, “Dad you smell like, like…, like tannish Turkey”!
Apparently I need to use a different brand of shampoo lol. Little shit!
You smell like tannish turkey!