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Gomez- Damn Jones she's got a Cat Fooch!
Jones- What the hell is that?
Deseranno- Its when she has a Fat Cooch!
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A parody of the song, "Robot Cat" by Logan Whitehurst
On Channel 27 at a quarter to three,
I saw the craziest thing that I ever did see
No cash, no check, no C.O.D.,
so I called them with my credit card, quick as could be
Nobody better get in my way
I got the package in the mail today!
I popped all the bubble wrap and threw it away
Now I'm learning Japanese so I can read what the instructions say
There was a bag of nuts and bolts and screws
It didn't say which screwdriver to use
I don't know what the radiation warning's about,
but hey, that's okay; I can figure it out!
Four legs, rubber bands, sprockets and gears
Laser beam eyes and microphone ears
Put it all together; what did I see?
I saw a faggot cat looking right at me
Well, it slices, it dices, it catches the mices
It's got a stock ticker with the Wall Street prices
Knows how to sew, cook, play the guitar
Say, it even put a new transmission in my car
It's got a titanium cranium, chip in the brainium
Pentium? Best representium
Pour in the eggs, milk, syrup, and flour,
'cause the faggot cat needs pancake power
When I say fag, you say got. Fag, got, fag, got.
When I say got, you say cat. Got, cat, got, cat.
Word to the F to the A to the double-G to the GOT to the C-A-T
So when I say Faggot, you say cat. Faggot, cat, faggot, cat
So when I say Faggot, you say cat. Faggot, cat, faggot, caaaaaaat
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A fat cat obsessed with meow mix. His arched (Yes, arched) enemy is Chicken-Cat, a purina obsessed moron. His best friend is Pigeon-Cat, who is also a fellow meow mix muncher.
Turkey-Cat: Meow
Chicken-Cat: -Slides around and bumps him-
Turkey-Cat: (Can't walk, too fat) -Eats meow mix-
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when two or more people have sexual intercorse with an upside down woman and they creampie her
after they are done ejaculating into the womans vagina they push on her stomach or lower region to push ouch the semen
yo this chick was so spread after we pumped her cat last week
damn u need to pump the cat
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Originated after airline deregulation in 1978. Cat Hunting is the act of hunting for stray cats while Flight Attendants are on long layovers in international and domestic locations. The participants are normally divorced and those who have been flying for over 10 years. Flight Attendants use many methods (stetegically placing open cans of cat food around the layover hotel, trees, dumpsters and parks) to attract the stray cats and take them home at the conclusion of the trip.
Example 1:
Flight Attendant #3: Where are Sue and Rob?
Flight Attendant #4: I believe they went cat hunting yesterday.
Flight Attendant #1(Rob): Sorry I'm late. Our trip ran alittle late.
Flight Attendant #2(Sue): I managed to catch 3 cats this week! Momma is a WINNER!
Example 2:
Flight Attendant #1: Are you going to join Sue and I on our layover in Pittsburgh?
Flight Attendant #2: We are going cat hunting! We usually have good luck in Pittsburgh!
Flight Attendant Newbie: ummm, I'm allergic to cats.
Flight Attendant #1 : Tragic!!! Work would be so boring if I couldn't go cat hunting with the crew!
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