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Cakes that had been farted upon by horny and crazy women for sexual gratification
These fart cakes are bad for you. If you eat them, then you may have the runs! This woman has just farted on them naked.
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N. {fasbook phart}
Gas emitted from one's anus during a facebook session that is worse then normal gas due to the facebooker's refusal to get up and take a shit.
Jim: I was profiling on facebook last night and I facebook farted so bad I thought I greased my shorts.
Jan: No shit?
Jim: No.
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A common health risk amongst habitants in close proximity to suburban males, usually the father. Symptoms include intense nausea, loss of appetite and occasional vomiting. Can be fatal if experienced during a dutch oven.
Dad had steak and apricots last night, so I'm going to take some hydroxyzine and Advil until the risk of fart poisoning calms down.
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When your stomach, or intestines, make a sound that resembles a fart.
To be a true stomach fart, you must feel it happening
*fart noise*
Guy 1: Dude, did you just fart?
Guy 2: No, but my stomach did
Guy 1: Oh must have been a stomach fart. What did you eat?
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A Grease fart is a nasty ass fart that is highly flammable. This fart is kind of like a shart. When u have a Grease fart lots of poop or shit comes out. The shit can be small or super small. Big shits rarely happen. Only after you eat Ethiopian food. Grease farts are impossible to miss. By that I mean they smell awful. Like a dead cat wrapped around a smelly puib cover scrotum bag. That shit is nasty! If you ever have a grease fart you should evacuate your house right as it happens. If inhaled, a grease fart can fill your lungs with a smell that is worse than anything in the world!
Dominic: yesterday I had a Grease fart!
Maria: oh s$&@!
Dominic: i know! It happend after I had Ethiopian food so I had a large shart. The house smelled so bad.I had my house evacuated and decontaminated by my piece of shit maid
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The sound that resonates when one is Wanking as the sweat glands on the Penis (and/or semen that has been ejaculated) that secrete sweat comes into contact with the moving hand, thus making a noise.
Dude, did you hear John yesterday? He was doing some crazy wank farts.
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It is the portmanteau from Sloppy and Curry. Slurry means a sloppy curry fart. Its when you follow through when you don't mean to, or when you just put to much pressure behind a fart and you end up shitting your pants.
bloke1: *sloppy fart sound*
bloke2: Tell me that was not a slurry fart
bloke1: I don't think i followed through though
bloke2: go check yourself
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