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While having sex with a man, the girl is actually thinking about a woman. He thinks she's into it because she is aroused, but she's not aroused because of him. Bluffin' = lying. Muffin = Vagina.
I was bluffin' with my muffin last night with John since I couldn't stop thinking of Jane.
Expression of excitement or awe, occasionally sexually related and always followed by a short giggle as the person realises what an absolute retard the person repeating the expression is.
See also: no fucking way
Holy Freakin Muffins, Ryan's Here!
The fatty region of a male which extends laterally from his tightened trouser line. This region is otherwise referred to as a muffin top, when present on a female.
Fred has a hairy stud muffin top.
a person of great importance.
one who is in a high-ranking class.
someone special to another person.
"Dang, that amazing boy is such a stud muffin."
abbreviation phrase for "straight up, motherfucking bullshit"
Hey Shawn, I thought you said your sister didn't like me. After last night, I know thats strup muffin bush.
When a girl sticks two fingers in her vagina, she is double stuffing her muffin.
Do you double stuff the muffin?
A very lame excuse used by a drunken crack whore to get out of coming to work because her daughter is on her period.
I can't come to work today because "Jamie" has a bloody muffin.