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Your mum is gay, That's how it is deal with it
Person:What are you doing
Me:Your mum gay
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The most Southern 'fuck you' there is. Can be put at the end of a phrase to nullify any cruelty.
That girl is the most fowl mouthed, idiotic, bitch there is, bless her heart.
Oh you need to actually look this up? Bless your heart.
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"Mak ko hijau" is basically a phrase in Malay which is "Emak engkau hijau". In English, its literally means " Your mother is green". The origin of this phrase was from a video that went viral in Malaysia about two kids were insults each other in a fight. One of the kid want to insult but spontaneously said "Mak ko hijau". The reason it became viral at that time because it is funny. Have you ever heard when some guys or kids mouth fighting each other and suddenly said your mom is green? After it went viral, that is why netizens of Malaysian keep spamming each other "mak ko hijau". It has never been a cursed words but more like trolling. But when the foreigners talk bad about Malaysia, they gonna get flood of comments saying "your mom is green".
John : *cursed
Will : Your mom is green
John : *blurr
Will : Lol
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Please review your life.
Take a moment and think about how we got here.
What series of decisions brought us here.
You need to change your way of thinking to get out of this one.
Jane: Imagine my sugar daddy abandoned me in the club when his wife called him.
Janes friend : Jane, see your life
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being upbeat and optimistic while someone is being pessimistic or bitter. Opposite of raining on someone's parade.
"The world is going to hell fast!"
"Excuse me for parading in your rain, but it's a beautiful day on the beach and you look gorgeous!"
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It's a catch phrase dating back to 1887, when, in a blatant case of favoritism, British Prime Minister Robert Cecil (a.k.a. Lord Salisbury) decided to appoint his nephew Arthur Balfour to the prestigious and sensitive post of Chief Secretary for Ireland.
So "Bob's your uncle" is another way of saying "your success is guaranteed."
You just put these parts together like this, and Bob's your uncle - you have a working model!
You want to go to the stadium? Go straight on until you reach the park, take the first left, and Bob’s your uncle - you're there!
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To take a chance no matter if you fail or not.
Boy: Hey Vanessa...wanna be my date to prom?
Girl: No, sorry I already have a date!
Boy: Shooters shoot.
Teacher: Hey you always gotta shoot your shot! Yea boi!
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