Imma put him to sleep

You beat the absolute fucking shit out of something.

AYY BRO
What bro?
Imma put him to sleep.
Jordan?
Yeah!

I'll Put it your ass, like i put in your mum

This meaning is used for someone who want it to put in your ass, people who most commonly use this term really want it in the ass, the mum part is a way of saying the you have sexual relations with someone mother.

Someone: What are we going to do

You: I'll Put it your ass, like i'll put in your mum
Someone: OMG yess baby

I'll Put it your ass, like i put in your mum

why did y'all put cheese on my cheeseburger

this is when Wendy's try to argue over a cheeseburger should have cheese but he specifically said no cheese

"why did y'all put cheese on my cheeseburger?"
"um sir.."
"SYBAU I WILL COME OVER IN THERE AND SHOOT YOU"

Put it in the champ

To put yours or someone’s penis in another’s anus or butthole

She didn’t want to get pregnant so I put it in the champ.

Biscit Putting

In a stiky sitcuation were everyone hates you?add 4 tbs of water to biscit mix, stir, round in a ball then throw at hated ones :) another wat to avenge non friends! :D Bad.

"AAAAAAAAA YAAAAAAAAA TAKE THAT oWo!!!!!!!" *throws biscit putting* "NOOOO" UwU *licks* "mmh! biscit putting :3"sticky situation

Putting on the Rits

Studies show that "putting on the rits" simply meant that one who is acquired the rits cracker, is either eating or applying it to a substance of another genre of food. Also adding it to some other type of edible food.

Person 1: Whats bill doing to those rits and cream cheese?
Person 2: He's putting on the rits.

You can’t put a hat on a mouse and call it Abraham Lincoln.

A saying used when you’re trying to disguise one thing as another, and it’s blatantly incomparable.

Bob: I bought the same suit as Brad Pitt so I can look like him!
Tom: Bob, you can’t put a hat on a mouse and call it Abraham Lincoln.