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Like the best anime ever its so god watch it pls
you dont unless you say how good tower of god is
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When trying to send a text in a poor cell reception area, the act of holding your phone at arm's length above your head and looking up at it as if in prayer.
Trying to avoid another message failed, Jane held her phone up as if she were texting God.
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The word western moms use when they're getting fucked, and asian moms use when they see their kid's life getting fucked.
Western Moms: 'Oh God, Oh God, Oh God,' keep fucking me!!
Asian Moms: 'Oh God,' when you'll learn and stop fucking your life!?
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When someone is so perfect looking they look like the after photo of a magazine shoot all the time, like God has airbrushed them before putting them on earth.
You are so beautiful it's like you've been airbrushed by God.
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A: "And you are.. ?
B:" a fucking God. Nothing less, maybe something more.
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A by word that is used as an expression of astonishment etc. and is offensive to bible thumpers and is often used because dog is God spelled backward.
God dog I didn't think he would do it!
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a boss ass nigga who's good at dribbling and claiming nigga's ankles
Yo nigga I'm officially a dribble god
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