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My friend Mark said that he saw a ninja totally uppercut some kid just because the kid opened a window.
And that's what I call REAL Ultimate Power!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
- www.realultimatepower.net
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A title like assistant executive management trainee , sounds impressive but doesn't mean shit. EBay power seller sounds more impressive than eBay power scam-er, or eBay power rip off.
The guy that scammed me was an eBay power seller.
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Phrase used when somebody has epically won or has been given internetz
originated when a user on funnyjunk.com left the word "feel" out of the sentence "I can feel the power returning already"
John-That was awesome dude, you receive 10 internetz!
Mike-I CAN THE POWER
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The real power ranger generations is people born from the mid 1980's, to the early 1990's. When the power rangers first came out (1993), the bulk of the audience was about 5-10 yrs old. That would make them born in 1983 and later. The person above is an idiot since in 1993, his "generation" would be 2yrs old or not even born. Power rangers existed before all the stupid lightspeed, galaxy and whatever else. Mighty Morphin my friend, is the real deal. It was this generation (or more, their parents) who bought the merchandise, bought the toys loved the show.. and basically made Power Rangers what it was.
When I was 8, the Mighty Morphin power rangers came out and was a great show. I haven't followed it since I was about 12, but people around my age group remember asking their parents to buy all the merchandise. The kids born in the 1980's-1990's made the Power Rangers. We are the power ranger generation.
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A teacher too lazy to actually teach or do any work and who resorts instead to reading useless power point summaries for the entire class period not bothering to explain or go in depth into any of the material. When referring to these teachers it is common to hear the phrase "Even I could teach better than him/her." Class attendance to these teachers' classes either turns out to be a big waste of time or it provides an individual with a refreshing nap.
Michelle: Hey you're in chem 101! I need to take that class next semester. Is your teacher any good?
John: Nah he's a power point teacher. He reads his shitty slides during the entire class period and never actually teaches. I don't think anyone except him knows what's going in that class. Wanna go smoke weed with me?
Michelle: Yeah sure.
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The feeling of empowerment one feels standing up shortly after having just taken a sizeable cumshot to the face.
We just love comin to the church’s Tuesday night meet ups in these here woods cause we just meet other people that think ‘white power’ and aren’t afraid to admit it.
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When you can ride a unicycle with your arms out like dat boi
OMG HE HAS DAT BOI POWERS! O SHIT WADDUP!