The one you miss most, since he always has your back, even though it might be MBT time.
When the waitress asks for the bill, d’n Kleine Dicke zahlt
A word/phrase you use when you don’t know how to spell “dictate” when your drunk texting your ex a whole apology essay
This word/phrase is mostly used by D1 football players who have attended summer school for… obvious reasons
“I didn’t mean to let my friends dick tate our relationship”
The final form of a pick me girl. Instead leveraging the regular “im not like those other girls , im one of the boys” trope she uses sexual proclivities to be accepted by males.
“She got passed around like a blunt and then paid for the bag”
“Yeah she’s a dick me girl”
when you sit around and just look for guys cocks and try to get sneek peeks in the bathroom
john is always hanging at wawa dick dwelling he tries to look at peoples cocks john is a dick dweller
A dick-dweller (or cock-walker) is someone who enjoys being the bottom or receiver during sexual intercourse and displays themself in a slutty manner.
Bro, Stacey broke up with me
How come?
She cheated on me with like 5 guys at once
Dude, she is such a dick-dweller
Alot like whiskey dick. A cold dead dick can be used in reference in stating that your penis will not get hard from an unattractive female. Thus hitting her with that "cold dead dick".
" I mean I was over her crib and she was butt ass naked but she was built funny as hell. I couldn't get hard worth a shit, I stuck that mother fucker in her soft and gave her that cold dead dick."
When your wife is so fed up with you that she hands you a naked dude magazine infront of all your friends.
Karen was so fed up with Ryan's drinking that she dick yanked him to the amusement and eternal shame infront of all his neighbours.