When a male or female tries, successfully or unsuccessfully, to hinder your machismo, shame your libido, supplant your alpha male status, or otherwise bar your cocks will to power, and justice is subsequently served to you through that person's misfortune, you get your 'Dick Justice'
Man, my neighbor totally boned that chick I brought over. What a jack hole. But I'll get my dick justice...
Dick Boating (v) The act of burying one's face in some dudes crotch and blowing raspberries on his junk.
SEE ALSO: Outboard Canoe
"Dude, Jenny went Dick Boating with me last night and it was AWESOME!"
The damage done to your ass when you’re fucked by a dick
Girl: *Talking to some guy at a party* Wow you're soooo funny, om my gosh haha!
Other guy: Damn girl, why you always gotta be hopping on someone's dick?
Men lay side by side with an erection, and women go down the line hopping on and off.
I went to a club and we played POGO Dick.
A term used in the Medical Community to referrer to a person with a small penis. They are commonly know as Converydongs.
Convery Dicks are mostly found in central US and Canada, originating from Ireland.
Hey Kevin Im sorry about your Convery Dick. Did you want me to come over and take care of your wife?