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A penis that has previously had sex while wearing a luxury condom.
Chad: Bro, i fucked her with a Gucci condom on.
Charlie: Ahhhh shit... you got a Designer Dick!
Wiping the head of a dick with a spoon used to get coconut oil.
I dicked the spoon after I used it to get coconut oil out of the jar.
A microscopic object attached to your crotch.
Big dick randy: YOUR DICK IS TINY
Jeremy: ah shit you're right
is small
wow bro, your dick is so small. I need a microscope to see that bitch
A person who enjoys playing with or grabbimg dicks
Jane is such a dick twittle. She always has a dick in her hand.