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Wezzel, pencil dick, Gronk,a guy that is just kidding himself
Fuck off chezzel dick.....
This refers to a camera or video recorder that has at least a 10x optical zoom.
So when you're really on the 2nd level at a Stadium Concert, you can use your Dick Extender to zoom in close enough to say you were standing right in front of his crotch.
When a demon steals your penis rips the top of your penis off and drinks the sperm like diet cok.
I fucked a cactus and my Dick penis fell off.
My dick has a penis and my penis has a dick. The trouble just got double doubley fucked that is
My girl just sucked my dick penis
Basically micropenis, shrinks your dick to the size of around 1-2 inches erect, 0.5 inch to 0.75 inches flaccid, or even smaller, shortened to SASDS
Doctor: sorry i diagnose you with severe acute small dick syndrome
Patient: damn it no wonder that bitch Sidney didn't want my bitch ass
Phrase said to clergy when they try to molest you.
Priest: Hey, sweet boy. Wanna try something new?
Choir boy: Hold my dick, creep!
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a grimace girls usually do when they see a dick pic.
girl chilling on her phone
*dic pic sent*
she make a dick face.