Rural Dictionary

Champagne de la Rosa

Champagne de la Rosa, sometimes known as Cristal Flanagan is a high class, respectable male. Looks a million dollars all of the time. Perfect natural blonde hair, gorgeous blue eyes, full and plump lips and a stunning moustache and beard combo. Studies hard, often sharing his wisdom and knowledge to less advantaged students. Always surrounded by beautiful women, who adore his cheeky charm and quick wit and he always outshines his friends in the looks department. When he isn't studying hard at podiatry, he is an international rap artist, collaborating with artists such as eminem, fiddy and jay z.

Duuude i wish i could be like Champagne de la Rosa, he get all de gurls.

by dishydenisxx November 2, 2011

Crime de la Crumb

The unidentifiable, breaded remains at the bottom of a fast food restaurant’s deep fryer that inevitably ends up in your bag, but is unnoticed until you arrive home with it...

She laughed until her stomach hurt when her buzzed boyfriend tried to decide if the crime de la crumb was fried mozzarella or mushrooms

by My Little Kitty Lady November 22, 2020

de mannekes achter't bureauke

Entiteit die de schuld krijgt van lag of glitches in online multiplayer games. Komt oorspronkelijk van een theorie die beweert dat Japanners achter een bureau alle AI besturen in games.

Wat!? Kben uit de match gekickt! Allé, kwas net aan't winnen! Dat zullen de mannekes achter't bureauke weer geweest zijn... Altijd dezelfde zjever met die mannen.

by dwoazen appel November 8, 2020