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1) wen someone has one short fat thumb and one longa and skinnia one!..
2) rating..(but thats gayy!..no. one is the realll thumb and a half here)
1) o0o0o0omg that girl has a thumb and a half!
2) i like kayla i give her a thumb and a half!!..
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Term used in the North of England to denote a lack of mental capacity. One of a genre of epithets signifying that a person is 'not all there'.
By 'eck, that cousin of yours acts half-struck one o'clock.
It isn't an act. She really is thick.
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I don't care whether my cup's half full or empty, I just wanna know who the hell's been drinkin my beer!
John was pissed because he had a half full/empty cup of beer.
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Booom
America in 1945: I sawed this atom in half
it is when a person is half naked after their butt. Meaning, they aren’t wearing pants or underwear.
“I opened my mom’s door and saw my mom half butt naked! why wasn’t she wearing any pants after she let me come in?”
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When a girl makes a sexual moan, but its delivery makes her sound liken a horse having trouble naying.
I was having sex with a girl last night, but she sounded like a half-hearted horse.
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Half Past Five (5:30) is the international cheating hour.
"I only call you when it's half past five, the only time I'll be by your side"
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