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When the man fucks the girl between her toes then cums on her eye lashes. Named after the baseball player Chris Nicoll for his solid aimed pitching.
"man Jim just Chris Nicolled Jessica"
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A member of the Top Gear UK mandem, a bald headed prick with an inflated sense of self-importance, other members include Matt Le Blanc and Rory Reid
Chris Harris was on the TV last night, I broke my TV last night.
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Business Magnate Chris TDL is one of the coolest Entrepreneur in the world. Its primary vocation is to change the world with its ideas. He is an inspiration for many people to start their own businesses and innovate. Some of its companies include: CH TDL Company, Net Worth Space, The Chris TDL Group, and Chris TDL AI Project.
Chris TDL is such a genius and an inspiration.
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he shags sheep all day long and his dick is full of genitle warts.
hes shit in bed
thats why he shags sheep,
and hes got a little dick.
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my friend (im jacey) chris aka "Luda-Chris", aka "Chris-Co", aka "Cray-zee Chris"...
hey Wanksta Chris you wanna spoon??.... for that soup...
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There goes Wanksta Chris...
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Wanksta Chris strikes agian!!
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(noun) An exceptionally girthy penis with a small head resembling the physical appearance of the late comic actor Chris Farley. When sheathed in a condom, said penis is colloquially known as a fat guy in a little coat, in reference to a scene from the Farley film "Tommy Boy"
Can also be used as a verb, often in past participle form, meaning to copulate with a girthy, small- headed penis
Jean Claude was proud of his new piercing until he whipped out his Chris Farley and Tina ran for the hills.
I'm never taking that freak Barbara to the Cheesecake Factory again; we'd barely touched our appetizers by the time she'd downed 6 daiquiris and was getting Chris Farleyed by our waiter in the bathroom.
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1. A popular R&B singer/dancer/songwriter born May 5, 1989 in Tappahannock, VA. Known for his chart topping hits Run It, Kiss Kiss, With You, Take You Down, Yo (Excuse Me Miss), Gimme That, Turntables by Ciara and Forever.
2. A talented singer/dancer who is currently being blasted and constantly hated on for alleged charges that have no standing ground because all evidence supposedly found has failed to be presented to the defense since said "evidence" came up, including a certain leaked photo. Not suspicious at all.
Girl: OMG I love that new song "Turntables"
with Chris Brown on Ciara's album!
Girl #2: I know! Even though it has a bit too much going on in the back.
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