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Dylan is a cool guy who likes a whole bunch of girls and he gets them all because they find him attractive because he has curly hair and is Dominican and has a big cock
Dylan is the best dude in the world
A man that gets more bitches than any other man. He is a very kind and respectable man whose presence enlightens any room. He will steal anyone's girl at the speed of light and do a quickie so fast that it will demolish any girl's hole.
Guy 1: Hey Dylan! Where's my girl at?
Dylan: Oh, sorry. I stole her from you.
dylan can be used as a verb or an adjective. Dylan, also know as a blue waffle enthusiast does not profess one, but several trades, including but not limited to; lumberjack, welder, mechanic, landscaper, chef, bartender, east islipian and of course the one and only suze keeper. If you have 20/20 vision dylan does NOT fuck with you. although you may believe that with all these trades you might have a helping hand. WRONG. he will not. he is a rude cunt and you will know when he doesnt like you. although he pretends to hate the one and only, "chi chi". deep down there is eternal love, NO one can get in between. he has quite a "roster of bitches" lined up- dont be fooled.. despite the number,you can still be next. despite numerous attempts to break his strange addiction, this man enjoys drinking rat poison- others may refer to it as "naturdays". on an road to recovery to get over the bond he possess' with chi chi, they will constantly find their ways back to each other as they are destined for love. now a bachelor, he will roam the town on the prowl for pussy and will not stop until until he succeeds. if you try to call dont be surpised when you get a "whats up", hes probably simping.
oh my god! youre acting like such a dylan!
A good drawer a good freind really nice supportive and a troublemaker.
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Big hard man who will try and stab you with pens in the neck but woose out of it last minutes and is a teachers pet at maths and in really annoying.
Person 1: Do you know Dylan Person 2: yeah he tried to stab me with a pen but instead said he had a headache and ran off
Dylan: isobel royle should date him
Wow isobel you should date dylan