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States where you should avoid ever being on the ground, due to civil forfeiture laws which allow the cops to literally rob you.
"My uncle drove through a Fly-Over State with $5,000 cash, and he got stopped, and the cops just took it, after they found it with dogs. Now he can't get it back, because it's on trial in "Texas vs. $5,000."
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when you throw a naked man with inflamed testicles off a particularly high building for no particular reason.
i love to see flying jumbo nuts when im sad, it always makes me happy.
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Any boring and unremarkable state that has to be flown over to get to interesting states such as California and New York. Typical fly-over states are Montana, Oklahoma, Indiana, etc.
The new guy at work is from some fly-over state. I don't remember if he said he was from Wyoming or West Virginia.
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The Antarctic Flying Crocodile is a crocodile with wings who eats ice. It is an endangered animal.
The Antarctic Flying Crocodile is beautiful.
When you get foloppled mid-air
I was on a trampoline... and all of a sudden there was a lollipop up my dick hole! I was a victim of the uncomfortable flying folopple.
''What the fuck''
Son: Dad I'm going mentally insane and I want to inflict pain into other innocent people and satisfy myself with the bodies of dead children
Dad: What The Flying Turtles?? aye son look at this shitty ass lifeline!!!
When somebody is taking a nap outdoors naked, anus exposed in a relaxed (slightly open) state then a fly comes along and lands in their anus, causing it to reflexively close. Trapping the fly inside.
"I couldn't figure out why my butt itched so much after camping yesterday , after a bit of finger digging I found out that I am part anus fly trap!"