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An ass SO amazing it brings a tear to you eye
Dude did you see that girl that works at Long Bottoms Coffee Co.? she has SUCH an onion ass that i cried the whole time i was in there!
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An ingenius strategy where one player releases a dank and rancid fart in order to distract his or her opponents and/or force them to leave the room. In most cases the culprit steals multiple $500 bills from the bank, their opponents, and free parking.
Damn, John! That Monopoly-ass you got working tonight is winning you the game!
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Phrase popularized by O.J. Simpson, indicating that an item is so hideous in appearance that it would be too repulsed to use it even while committing a double-murder.
O.J. Simpson, at a deposition, when confronted with a pair of Bruno Magli shoes that matched his shoe-size and whose distinctive footprints were found at a murder scene:
"I wouldn't wear that ugly ass shoe."
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Blunt honesty, absolute truth bare of cushioning social niceties
Derives from the impossibility of reassuring a person with insufficiently pleasing buttocks
Q: Do these jeans make my butt look big?
A: Girl, no jeans in the WORLD gonna help THAT flat ass!
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Someone who is sacastic, in a cutting yet witty manner. A person capable of making a remark that could be interpreted as a insult or a joke depending on the sensitivity of the listener and the specific situation. A smart ass is not necessarily a bad person just usually perceptive. ( For terms to refer to an offensive, cruel and asinine person see Jerk, Asshole , idiot, fool etc.)
We were out the other night at the club when this jerk tried to pick up Nick's girlfriend, rather than fight he calmly stepped in and said, 'Look buddy you mother is could never be this PHAT (pretty hot and tempting) you gotta face only a mother could love. Nick's such a smart ass.
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one who needs to prove how much they know on a regular basis by commenting about how right they are regardless the topic of discussion
1. Lee Callender
2. Lee stop talking you wise ass
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