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The good Old blood monkey is the sacred art of engaging in intercourse but with a slight twist startup in missionary and halfway through then when you're about to ejaculate jump up slit her stomach in half spilling her guts all over the bed jump onto her stomach and Splash the guts everywhere while peeing pooping and farting everywhere while making the sacred noises of the True Blood monkey when you have finished the ACT cut open her stomach and pour all the poo pee and blood into the stomach tyre knot ambitiously and most violently belt her corps with it this act should bring you to ejaculate and finally finish the Beautiful but old art of the blood monkey.
Should of seen it bro gave Mel the blood monkey it was great alot of mess to clean tho she won't leave now:/
There are all kinds of strange theories claiming it was a sign of the beginning of the end times, but it's really just the red light wavelengths bending over the Earth's atmosphere and reflecting off the Moon's surface. It is really kind of eerie to see the Moon glow orange.
Guy: "Hey isn't it November 8th? Don't forget to vote! Hey what's that up in the sky?"
Guy2: " It's a Blood Moon! Better tell the ones you care about to stockpile food Cuz shit's about to get real!"
When a woman is on her menstrual period's bad mood phase.
This girl becomes so easyly angry, maybe she's on her Blood moon.
A different way of saying that someone has started their period.
Did you see how Monica behaving today? I think the blood moon has risen for him
When a female rubs her period blood on her ass and then moons somebody, giving them a blood moon.
Some fat chick gave me a blood moon today at school.
When you get hurt so bad you get up and run away. This usually happens when your bleeding a lot.
When Bill broke his arm he was Blood Running all the way to his house.
something that will be all over the floor if you try to cheat on your girlfriend, boys!!
girl 1: what's that red stuff all over your floor?
girl 2: oh, just my boyfriend's blood.
girl 1: did you kill him?
girl 2: yeah, girlfriend!
girl 1: why???
girl 2: because he cheated!!!!!!!!!!