keeps your winkie warm so it doesn’t shrink
omg his willy warmers so big! he must have a huge shlong!!
When you grow your pubes out too much your junk looks like a prehistoric elephant
Aston you need to shave your Willy mammoth
When one person, with hands dripping wet, sneaks up behind another person and quickly wedges their soaked hands upwards into the armpits of the previously unknowing victim.
Dude, I gave her an armpit willy yesterday. She shrieked and then laughed.
The act of giving another a wet willy, but replacing a finger with a penis.
I fucked this girl last night on the couch next to Joey, and accidentally gave him a willy wet dicky.
when you brutally moisten your index finger and then shove it in the ass of one of your sleeping friends.
hey mike is asleep
I'm going to give him a doody chute wet willy
beating your cock so much your sperm shoots out at 32mph onto your ceiling fan that sprays it around like the fucking 4th of july
Jeffery Epstein “Oh boy I’m gonna start wankin the willy to another underaged child”
The kids mom “I thought I sent my kid to a boy scouts camp. Not a fucking XXVIDEOS Orgy scene”