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on your ipad, when the screen doesn't display right when you turn it on its side and then turn back to correct the display on the screen.
user 1: damn i cant type because the keyboard is hiding the text box.
user 2: have you tried the ipad break dance?
user 3: oh thanks, that fixed it!
When you wake up one morning to find the gates of your asshole ready to give way, consequently you find yourself having to to fucking charge to the bathroom to ensure that the brown discharge lands in the goddamn shitter and not your undergarments.
"I woke up early and saw eddie charge past me to the john.. Damn son, it must have been the Dance of the mad shitter."
When you bang without moving your hips or shoulders in an effort to be discrete.
also known as, River Dance Fucking.
Brenda's grandparents are over for the holidays. They're both blind and deaf, so we've been doing The River Dance Fuck all over the house.
"Honey, I think there's a couple in that phone booth River Dance Fucking." "How can you be sure?"
Once we figured out that people could only see our heads and shoulders, Brenda and I made The River Dance Fuck behind the dumpster at Curly's Smokehouse a Friday night ritual.
Dancing awkwardly alone in undies while bumping your ratchet music to an ignorant level of loud.
Solo dance party (verb): I like to bump my ratchet music to an ignorant level of loud and have solo dance parties.
A variant of the Slow Dance Chubby for those with more class. In addition to being a fun and awkward accessory, it keeps time quite well!
Partnered with the cutest girl in the class, I managed to make it halfway through "Sing, Sing, Sing" before the ol' Swing Dance Pendulum started up again.
Doing whatever you got to do to survive.
Some folks have family. Some have money. I had neither. For me it was fuck, fight, or dance.
A dance one does when dealt dem poki-roki's (two aces) in your hole cards in texas hold-em. The dances choreography is that of raising ones arms while your hands are pointing outwards horizontally; then making a 'wobbling' motion with your arms and head.
Much has been debated over the origins of the poki-roki dance. Some have even proclaimed it was first used by the Ancient Egyptians (due its similar style). However it was infact first used in a poker room in Aberdeen during the early 21st century by players desperate to be dealt dem poki-roki's.
It is now used by many who want or who have just been dealt two aces.
The following two scenarios show a realistic reenactment of a typical poki-roki- dance related converstation
Example 1:
(player is dealt aces) Player: 'do the poki-roki dance!' (Note: this is usually done online to avoid tells)
Example 2:
(player want aces) Player 1: 'do the poki-roki dance!'
Player 2: 'how? What is it'
Player 3: 'are you a n00b?
Player 1: queck to the left then queck to the right. I love dem rocks!
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