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People who main a Legend called asuri in a fighting game called brawlhalla.
The part that makes them brain dead is they fucking spam side sig with katars like come on it's pretty predictable and when they don't have their katars they spam side sig with sword and its so fucking fast like wtf.
Player 1: I FUCKING LOST TO A BRAIN DEAD ASURI
Player 2: What makes them brain dead?
Player 1: They spam their sigs like there's no tomorrow. But the thing is they have less than a half of a brain cell, unlike normal sig spammers.
The long wooden bench outside of a country store in the south. Where old men gather.
Grandpa and all his buddies were sittin on the dead pecker bench talking about the war.
When they say no cap they capin but when they add the dead ass at the end they ain't capin.
Person 1: Did you fuck my girlfriend
Person 2: no
Person 1: nah u capin
Person 2: no cap dead ass I didn't fuck ur girlfriend
Person 1:ok ok I believe you
on the game call of duty you lie in a dead body and become basically invisable to your enemies and slash their ankles as they run past
dude im gonna use dead man tactics
A girl or a guy who doesn't enjoy giving oral. They leave their mouth open and don't suck or move their tongue.
By not doing anything with their mouth or tongue, the other person is getting no enjoyment out of receiving head.
She just wasn't into the bj, I might as well just have stuck my wang in a large mouth bass, woulda felt the same. I hate when I get bad head, damn dead fish mouth girl!
yes, you are dead so deal with! I'm just kidding, you're dead but you are reliving your life right now. Now that i think about it, shouldn't you be doing something else than looking to see if you are dead?
am i dead?
you are dead
Little Timmy: Am i dead Dad?
Big Billy: I don't know son.
Karen: WHAT THE HELL DID YOU JUST SAY!!??
Big Billy: HOW THE FUCK DID YOU GET BACK INSIDE THE HOUSE!!??
Little Timmy: please kill me
When a bet is placed and is almost certain to be a winner
The Lakers have been on fire recently, 100 bucks on a win is a penny dead cert
Tim gave me some information on the Manchester United team selection, it’s looking like a Penny Dead Cert