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-The vajay-jay
-The miraculous well from which all human life springs forth
-Straight up pussy
(Courtesy of Miranir - no, our sense of humor will not improve)
"I am a simple man - I require only a good meal, a tender embrace, and entrance into that sweet-sweet cat door."
"I have been a good noodle, paying my taxes, and remaining free from harlotry or fornication; but now on this mid-summer's eve as wedding bells sing, I know that soon, I will come home through the cat door."
"Some go for the front, other's the back - as for me, I go for the cat door."
A person who not only idetifies as a disco ball, but also a door.
You're a disco ball door... Or a door with like the thousand pieces of small ass glass on it. BOOM disco door.
The term has several contexts, consider the following:
1. In the general slang originating from the UK: A woman; often jailbait who sleeps with a bouncer, or entices a bouncer for favors.
2. Someone who holds the door for important people trying to get a word in to establish a connection to "get ahead in the world"
3. Probably my favorite: a term used in marine corps boot camp to describe the person last in line who holds the door for the platoon given the nickname "door whore" for the entirety of chow. Usually required to greet incoming DI's, and Officers.
Door whore skipped the line
Door whore didnt get a word in to that banker. That floozie never stood a chance.
You're last in line? Up front you're door whore.
When someone uses a friend to connect to another
Brandon's girlfriend got my number off his phone and tried to side door me for information about where he was last night.
To aggressively scrape the bottom of the car door on the high granite curbs of small town in Vermont.
Andy was vermonting the door so bad in Brattleboro VT that we had to get out of the car so it would raise up enough to be able to move the door.
1. Something or someone that controls what enters or exits
2. An anus or vagina
3. A person using a prophylactic
Chris: I had great sex last night
Joe: Cool!
Chris: Don't worry, I had a condom on door duty