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Brattleboro

A beautiful little town located in Southern Vermont and consisting mainly of hippys, homosexuals, gangsters, rednecks, and too many young preppy girls.

Hippy: "I've lived in Brattleboro all of my 62 acid-tripping years!"

Homosexual: "Well I'm going to Brattleboro because I saw them on the news and my free-spirited self wants to go somewhere where I can express myself freely."

Redneck: "FAG!"

Gangster: "Shut up Carhartt-wearing asshole. And the fag too."

Young preppy girls: "Bad words!!!!"

by emmy752 February 24, 2009

84πŸ‘ 25πŸ‘Ž


Brattleboro

A small rapidly dying town in Southern VT with zero industry and a propensity to continually shoot itself in the foot economically. Brattleboro is essentially run by the 7 slumlords (I won't mention any names but one of the main culprit's name rhymes with "baleen"). Brattleboro is a great place to live if you're junkie (free health care) or a one-per-center but a shit-hole for everyone else. It will never change.

Chamber of commerce slogan: "Come to Brattleboro - Eat terrible food, get your car broken into and leave!"

by Dr. Reuben August 22, 2022


Brattleboro

A nasty town in southern Vermont full of wannabe gang member and old, gay hippies. A visually appealing town on the outside but very unpleasant outside of the three popular streets in the small city.

guy 1- wanna go to Brattleboro this weekend?
guy2- No, i’d rather not. I don’t wanna get shot.

by eastcoastraccoon August 24, 2018

5πŸ‘ 2πŸ‘Ž


Brattleboro

Attleboro's Evil Twin, ruled by the Evil King of Brattleboro.

I have come to defeat the Evil King of Brattleboro in the name of the Good Queen!

by The Evil King of Brattleboro September 6, 2010

4πŸ‘ 24πŸ‘Ž