Wanna go get some food?

slang for ripping out and eating somebody's organs

"Hey buddy you Wanna go get some food?"
"sure I got my knife ready!"

I dont want any food

Code for "Get me three pizzas, one box of fries and a pepsi, then maybe your fries will live to see another day!"

Code made by the mystical creature, unknown by mankind until today "The Female"

Gorl: I dont want any food

-Proceeds to eat your fries-

moving to California to write for the Food Network

This actually means that the person is moving to California to sell blowjobs at the bus station.

Oh, it's okay, but soon I'll be moving to California to write for the Food Network, and it'll all be better.

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You know I love food

Simply a song about food. You know I love food, food is my best friend
Food is my life, I am alive, I AM FREE, and I will never ever stop eating.

Person 1: "Bro you know I love food!"
Person 2: "Then shut up and listen to this song called "You know I Love Food"

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million dollar body but a food stamp face

A girl who looks GREAT from behind (onion butt) but (fugly) when she turns around.

That's a damn shame. Ole girl has a million dollar body but a food stamp face.

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i'm broke like a nigga with food stamps

Straight up fucking poor

Alycia: "Eh.. go buy me some grocries "
Riley: "Shit bitch, i'm broke like a nigga with food stamps."

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Why do they call it oven when you of in the cold food of out hot eat the food?

It is a moment in the comics where Jon Arbuckle was about to bake something in the oven.

"Why do they call it oven when you of in the cold food of out hot eat the food?"
Jon said

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