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The act of preforming oral sex on yourself by pulling both of your legs over your head. Contorting your body into the shape of a French horn with your feet being the mouthpiece and your head being the bell of the horn.
"Did you hear about Jeff trying to "Tooting your French horn?!"
"Yeah, I always knew he was lonely, but damn..."
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A PSEUDO PRUDE who is afraid to say what they are really doing in the DEFINITION.
Say what you mean as don't let your inspiration run dry.
I am not TORN to FRENCH KISS YOUR ASS BUTT this is how I really feel as I want to not FRENCH KISS YOUR ASS, CHEEKS BUTT FRENCH KISS YOUR ASSHOLE so let THE SHIT COME OUT as I will even LIE NAKED on the floor.
Don't be such an ASS as say I WANT TO FRENCH KISS YOUR ASSHOLE.
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When an indian man rubs your penis raw then drips french wine in your asshole.
Hey man I heard that Raj gave you a Reverse French Indian Dick Rub.
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A shop with some awesome food in Pirie
Where are you going to get some awesome food?
DUH! French Hot Bread Shop!
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1.what you eat when your somewhere with assorted activities,but there lame,so you eat french fries
2.what you always eat at the BK Lounge
1.skatings lame,lets pool our money for some hot tasty french fries and monsters
2.Ima get some hot tasty french fries with my chicken sangwhich
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"Can I french your basenji?" is what to say if you want to exchange sloppy kisses with someone's basenji.
" I say, can I french your basenji?" said Lord Caulthrop.
"Of course, dear fellow," replied Baron Wellesley, "but it'll cost you twenty-five pounds."
"Oh, and he bites."
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French women don't get fat is a false claim. Many people assume this to be true do different reasons even though French females have the same amount of obesity as the EU average.
The german girl said french women don't get fat, the german girl was wrong.
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