Austin Work Rule

Fouling around while in a committed relationship is only allowed as long as it is with coworkers. This is considered a “team building” function and helps create trust, respect, and loyalty within a company.

“Dude did you hear Josh was banging Leslie from the mail room”
“Yea, it’s not cheating though due to the Austin Work Rule”

It itches and it burns but I still go to work every morning

Popularized by James S. Murray in the famous hidden camera tv show Impractical Jokers. This was said during his punishment where he was forced to read strange lines from flash cards during a speech.

The phrase can also be shortened to, “it itches and it burns”. This is most commonly used as a response to being asked to do something.

Craig: Hey Phil, I need those papers on my desk by the end of the day.

Phil: But it itches and burns sooooo.

or

Phil: But it itches and burns but I still go to work every morninggggg.

In this situation it clearly displays that Phil doesn’t feel like doing those papers.

It itches and it burns but I still go to work every morning: A slang and informal way to tell someone that you do not want to do what they are telling you.

mad work

to produce spectacular results in an unconventional manner

"yo brah did you see what kade did with the socket wrench in an hour on the skyline?? Mad work brah!"

work with prem

It is a digital marketing agency, which is growing rapidly in market. Founder of this agency is Mr. Prem kumar a school going student. This company is established to help peoples to achieve their dreams..

Person 1 : hey! Is there any new growing marketing agency?

Person 2: yes! Its work with prem.

work the chisel

Billionaire man-child fantasizing about stroking Donald Trump's penis.

"At this rate of achievement, not only should President @realDonaldTrump be on Mount Rushmore, I want to personally work the chisel!"

- Elon Musk

rage work

rage quitting a game and proceeding to do something useful with your life

After playing Skyrim for two hours without saving, James died. He then started rage working on his essay due tommorrow.

Turk work

(Türk işi) A device, structure or any work done half-assedly, cheaply, crudely and possibly in an illegal manner but somehow fuctions and serves it's intended purpouse. Typically executed by a Turk with the intention of saving money or time.

The electrician having ran out of wiring, connected the light switch to the main line using copper piping, serving as the epitome of Turk work.