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I've come to make an announcement, Shadow the hedgehog is a bitch ass motherfucker, he pissed on my fucking wife. That's right, he took his hedgehog fuckin' quilly dick out and he pissed on my fucking wife and he said his dick was... "THIS BIG" and I said "that's disgusting!". So I'm making a callout post on my Twitter.com; Shadow the hedgehog, you got a small dick, it's the size of this walnut except way SMALLER!! And guess what? Here's what my dong looks like!
BFFRRHOOOOOOMM!!! (*Shows his death egg stick*)
That's right baby! Tall points, no quills, no pillows, look at that it looks like two balls and a bong!! He fucked my wife so guess what? I'm gonna fuck the earth, that's right this is what you get... MY SUPER LASER PISS!!
Except I'm not gonna piss on the earth, I'm gonna go higher... I'm pissing on THE MOOOOOOONNN!!!!!
How do you like that OBAMA? I pissed on the moon you idiot!! You have 23 hours before the piss DRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRROPPPLLLLLLLETSSS hit the fucking earth! Now get out of my sight, before I piss on you too.
-I've come to make an announcement, Shadow the hedgehog is a bitch ass motherfucker, he pissed on my-
-*uncontrollable laughter*
-fucking wife
-mommy?
Adverb. Used as a transition.
Definition: The reason(s) why (often a situation) is worse than would otherwise seem.
LeBron should have been MVP. "What make it so bad" is he got no team, and everybody knew he the man, and he still dropping 30 on them.
A civil way of asking someone to STFU in mixed company. Alternatively, you can make a promise to St. Fulgius...
Me: Hey Uncle Bob, if you'll make a promise to St. Fu, this Thanksgiving dinner will be real nice.
A phrase used to demote a terrible friend to acquaintance status .
After watching her bff hitting on her boyfriend she told her friend:
Pleased to make you an acquaintance
And walked off without looking back.
When something makes you feel uncomfortable, vulnerable, overwhelmed and tense eg when your uncle hugs you for *slightly* too long
My boss has just seen me on only fans and it’s totally makes my bum go in
What every Asian mom would say after eating food made by someone else
Me: *trys to enjoy some pizza*
My Asian mom: I can make this better