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Matthew

Matthew is kind a loving. He love shis girlfriend so much he cries when he might lose her. He can be a bit dramatic. But eh is still funny,nice, and cute. He is very smart and independent.

Girlfriend: *throws its back*
Matthew: OH FRICK NAW *yeets her acroos the room out of camera*

by Xxxeditzxxx November 18, 2020


Matthew

The coolest, sexiest, hottest person you'll ever meet. His abs and body are absolutely beautiful, and he is always really nice. Basically the perfect person. His dick is also very long and thick.

Wow, you are almost as good as Matthew!

by BigCrispyBoi April 23, 2019


Matthew

A rock

Wow look at that Matthew over there is a red one too!

by Wyatts fat mom December 06, 2018


matthew

big retard

oh look at that matthew it’s a big retard!

by Luckychamer2.0 February 18, 2023


Matthew

A bitch ass niga nobody fucking likes on sum real shit. Get some bitches nigga.

Matthew sucks cock

by VNR4 November 22, 2023


Matthew

A matthew is someone who is nice sometimes but sometimes he calls you a poopy head and then you explode.

-Hey Matthew!
-hey poopyhead!
-(explodes)

by Mestopesto April 08, 2022


Matthew

A homewrecker

Guy 1- what the fuck, get off my girl
Guy 2-yeah you matthew

by COOCHIESLAYER999 November 11, 2019