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🥪 San-Witch
/ˈsænˌwɪtʃ/
noun · emotionally edible
1. A real sandwich infused with emotional memory. Constructed from layers of nostalgic ingredients — often combining warmth, longing, memorable thoughts that evoke specific moments, people, or places, and a splash of ridiculous joy — pressed together between two slices of the present moment.
More than food, it’s a quiet ritual of reflection, often created during days when you crave grounding, comfort, or nostalgia.
🪄 A San-Witch isn’t defined by sadness — it holds joy, absurdity, longing, or even quiet triumph. It’s a sensory echo, plated.
💫 A San-Witch is never one-size-fits-all. It’s like a personalized spell — each one is crafted from someone’s very own emotional pantry.
Key Ingredients might include:
• One soft slice of a warm memory
• A crunchy layer of humor or imagination
• A spread of emotional comfort (like cat cuddles, old pop songs, or garlic butter)
• Optional: pickled uncertainty, sunny eggs of hope, or bitters of ‘what-could’ve-been’
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2. A metaphysical meal — the emotional energy absorbed while eating or imagining said sandwich. A fusion of taste and memory. Sometimes eaten in silence. Sometimes with a playlist. Always with a tender heart.
• “She didn’t cry. She made her San-Witch, took a bite, and the world softened.”
• “She bit into her San-Witch and let the melted cheese of yesterday blur the sharp edges of today.”
• “This isn’t just lunch. It’s a San-Witch.”
• “He doesn’t know he was the tomato in my last San-Witch.”
• “Grilled cheese? Nah. Grilled calm.”
• “This San-Witch is dedicated to Mr.WonderWall - The Intergalactic Vampire Wizard who ghosted me for 4-months. Tear-soaked sandwich for today.”
One of the tiers of comebacks used in an intense battle where you or the other person exclaimed ur mom gay to the other. Is said to only be used by masters. Implies a person's man uses the comic sans font.
Carl: ur mom gay
Jeffrey: ur dad lesbian
Carl: ur granny a granny
Jeffrey: don't make me Carl
Carl: u won do it.
Jeffrey: ur mans uses comic sans
*carl starts to melt and erupt into flames*
One of the tiers of comebacks used in an intense battle where you or the other person exclaimed ur mom gay to the other. Is said to only be used by masters. Implies a person's man uses the comic sans font.
Carl: ur mom gay
Jeffrey: ur dad lesbian
Carl: ur granny a granny
Jeffrey: don't make me Carl
Carl: u won do it.
Jeffrey: ur mans uses comic sans
*carl starts to melt and erupt into flames*
Carl: ur mom gay
Jeffrey: ur dad lesbian
Carl: ur granny a granny
Jeffrey: don't make me Carl
Carl: u won do it.
Jeffrey: ur mans uses comic sans
*carl dies instantly*
An sans au from reapertale were sans is the god of death he kills people by touching them
He is also Geno's boyfriend
he is also a sadist
person 1: Who's your favourite sans au
person 2: Reaper Sans
A font that doesn't actually look that bad but is hated because it's childish and overused by school work and powerpoint presentations.
I can't believe no one in my class noticed i was using comic sans.
When two lovers space dock, & the person docking from above pushes the poop in with either one’s penis or dildo.
Hey, bro, have you given her the San Francisco Chocolate Éclair yet? I’ve heard the poo gives it an extra smooth feeling! Except when there’s nuts!
When you kiss someone while on the toilet
“She was literally in the middle of shitting when she asked me to kiss her, first time I’ve ever pulled a San Diego thank you