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a measurement of how much dog hair has been vacuumed by unit; when emptying a vacuum. A single vacuum emptying would equal one single "Berf". Two or more would be "Berfs" (plural).
"We need to comb "Bertha Maye" tonight, she is shedding like crazy! I emptied five whole "Berf (unit) 's" into the trashcan before I finished vacuuming."
Absolute Unit-Person who can run opps down on the daily except roadmen with the names Kane and Kenzie
Absolute unit-take down any fake roadmen
Kane-I’ll run man down innit
Charlie and Lewis run Kane down easy
A man or woman of exceptional body mass, size, and/or corpulence.
Liverpool BMX president Neil Cameron said, despite the name, Kama Kazi is a "lovely bloke", "great with the kids" and also an "absolute unit".
A very large, obese cat.
In order for a fat cat to be considered an absolute unit, it must NOT be of a breed that is naturally very large in size (ex. a Maine Coon).
An orange cat that weighs 25 lbs = Absolute Unit
A Maine Coon that weighs 25 lbs = NOT an Absolute Unit
My cat Steve is an absolute unit.
When referring to something or someone who is incredibly talented or impressive.
She put on a clinic; what an absolute unit.
Someone who would make a great asset to a team because they are an awesome part by themselves. Like a space marine who has legendary qualities on their own but also work in a squad of other space marines. Also think about the movie Predator, that alien was from a planet of other predators that hunt together in the comics and was up against Arnie who was part of a commando squad out in the jungle but they went one to one which just goes to show what absolute units they are.
That guys an absolute unit, I want him on my team