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A group of grown men role playing on minecraft for their fucking gay fans who nobody likes
Person 1: what do you watch on YouTube?
Person 2: I watch the dream smp they’re my comfort streamers!
Person 1: hope you hang from your ceiling please kys
Person 2: *fucking dies*
the content that youtubers are milking to create 40-minute lore videos off of an anarchist pig, a kid, a mutated green teletubby and a bunch of random annoying people screaming their ass off in a cringe roleplay video. causes your brain to mentally break down in cringe.
dude 1: hey dream just posted a dream smp video let's watch it
dude 2: i can use something new
*a few minutes later*
dude 2: i need eye bleach
A group of people who get absolutely no bitches, and are extremely racist and transphobic.
dsmp fan: I like the Dream SMP, they're so cool
normal person: lol fatherless
A group of social rejects along with the people who watch them
Sally: Hey I watch videos of the dream smp
Mike: wow you’re a social reject
When your half asleep spitting fire in the DM and your Dream Texting turns into sexting. This new level of typed sexual genius is know as Wet Dream Texting. When this starts you better bust out the boots, there’s gunna be puddles.
Damn boo, I’m wet Dream texting right now. Hope your phone has a lifeproof.
The American Dream®, though it used to mean something, has long since become a symbol of consumerism, corporatocracy, and, quite frankly, bullshit, to a large portion of the more critical population.
Well I'd like to tell you all about my dream, it's a place
Where strip malls abound and diversion's mere moments away
Where culture's defined by the
Ones least refined
And you'll be left behind
If you don't fit in
It's all distorted
In americana my way
Well my dream has come true
My vision has come true
Now give me my cable, fast food, four-by's, tat's right away
I want it right now cause my generation don't like to wait
My future's determined by
Thieves, thugs, and vermin
It's quite an excursion
But it's okay
Everything's backwards
In americana my way
Well my dream has come true
My vision has come true
I'm a product
Of my environment
So don't blame me, i just work here
My rights are denied by
Those least qualified
Trading profit for pride
But it's okay
Everything's backwards
In americana my way
My nightmare has come true
My nightmare has come true
Yeah, it's all coming true
American by the Offspring
Dude 1: Why does everyone hate me
Dude 2: maybe you should stop working a mediocre job only so you can afford driving a pickup truck, eating fast food, and sitting on your ass all day.
Dude 1: No way, dude. I'm just living The American Dream®
The Dream Of Getting The Success Of The Band Nirvana ~John
When I grow up I want to achieve the nirvana dream