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Bears, Beets, battlestar galactica
Jim: Fact, bears eat beets
Dwight: *sigh* no-
Jim: Bears, Beets, battlestar galactica
Dwight: wait What are you doing, this isnt funny.
Jim: *puts down a bobble head of himself*
Dwight: Identity theft is not a joke Jim! Millions families suffer ever year!!!
Jim: Michael!!
Dwight: Haha very funny... MICHAEL MICHAEL!!
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After shoving a large vegetable in and out of her vagina making her squirt- you carve said vegetable into a salad and serve it to her at dinner.
Unbeknownst to her, the Zucchini salad resulted her to be Eating her Young
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Girls that eat almonds are simply girls that like to eat almonds. Nothing sexual at all. The girls simply enjoy to eat almonds. The almonds are not nutts.
Can you join our reading club, it's called "girls that eat almonds".
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Eating jelly beans is a euphemism used by teenagers that means eating ass. The phrase comes originated in the Bay Area and is typically used there and in other parts of Northern California.
The guy got drunk and started rambling about his love of eating jelly beans
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When your baby is on the tit and he sucks one side dry. Then it is time to eat the other side.
My baby never gets full after one tit, he always has to eat the other side.
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In business, when a competitor is interested in your product and service, but goes to another company, they are "eating your lunch." This happens often when a company strategy or branding is weak — the interested prospect hits your website, but they are not engaged. Their reaction is lukewarm, or "I don't get it." They don't know why they should pursue their interest in your product or service. So they go elsewhere. And your competition eats your lunch. (What's for dinner?!)
If you don't engage your prospects and prospects on your website, your competitors will eat your lunch.
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When someone is very obviously on drugs. Usually Meth.
Look that that tweeker over there eating air biscuits.
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