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Barber King

Your average run of the mill middle aged barber. Often referred to as BK for short. Usually resides in a rural area where there is in fact no kingdom for one to rule. Often has an affinity for exaggeration and poor recollection of actual events. Haircuts are subpar at best.

like the new Doo? Nod to the Barber King.

by NinaHartley March 19, 2017


the king louis

When you light yourself on fire and then masturbate until you die

Dude I just watched some homeless guy do the king louis

Bro my girlfriend just admitted she cheated on me I'm gonna do the king louis

by Godzillas_meaty_schlong23 February 18, 2021


King Pelito

The king of the house, the one that rules the place ! No one can take his place cause he owns it

Can I use that toy ? It's King Pelitos place you have to ask him first.

by sassyceccy May 10, 2017


chuglly king

A chuglly king is the friend who always hooks up with chubby ugly chicks.

did you see the chuglly king with all those girls last night?

by Besabe March 4, 2008


King Louis

Louis Tomlinson. Short king👑 Married to Harry Styles. Currently being held hostage by Eleanor Calder.

King Louis OWNS "Short Kings Anthem" by TMG.

by The only true facts I can give September 14, 2020


King Spud

Locking ones fists together then proceeding to spud another individual. See Spudding.

I just gave that nerd a king spud.

by Natokartboy November 10, 2003


King Kayzer

A tall blonde who sustainably hides a kayzer cat

Bro is that the king kayzer

Yeah bro you can tell by the platinum blonde and covering of the cat

by Clemhasabigbum February 6, 2023