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The art of Being fisted by someone wearing a sandpaper glove that has been dipped in glue and rusty nails.
I'm sorry I can't go horseback riding today, I received a nitty gritty rusty fucker last night.
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why the fuck did you even search this?
Kitten molesting butt fuckers are tasty and horny.
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You are the master of cock and fuck donkeys
You are a cock master donkey fucker
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If you have to ask then you never will be one
Troy H
Troy’s one bad mother fucker
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Expressing how hungry you are to another person. Even though you are technically calling the person you are expressing youre hungry too a mother Fucker, youre not really insulting them.
Normally said in a voice not your own, jokingly, to show that youre not really calling the other person a mother fucker.
Me: Motha Fucka Im starved
other Gy: Dude, I know right.
Me: Mother Fucker Im starved.
Other Guy: Dude, I know right.
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Fetus Fuckers United (FFU) is a recent organization, which consists of fucking and eating fetuses on a daily bases. There are many different levels of hierarchy, but the goal is the same to all members of the FFU; To eat and fuck as many fetuses as a lifetime can offer.
The Society is made up of many weomen and less men, so the fetus supply is plentiful. Iniatition includes; Make an art peice out of the fetuses' torn and twisted and deformed body parts. Also you must sacrifice your first unborn.
Guy A: "Hey has anyone seen Jim?"
Girl A: "I think he went on vacation."
Guy B: "Yeah, he said sumthin' about a new organization that he was going to try to help."
Girl B: "What Organization?"
Guy B: "I think it's the the FFU."
Guy A: "What the fuck is FFU? Is it some sort of final fantasy club?"
Guy B: "No silly, it's Fetus Fuckers United (FFU)"
Guy B: "Actually, to come clean, i've been a member for six years."
Girl A: "Your fucking nuts, in fact, your all fucking nuts, im leaving."
Girl B: "Why are you still reading this, you have no life. JOIN TODAY!!!!!!!!"
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An expresion used to show extreme levels of anger, stress, or disgust. First used and popularized by Markiplier.
1."Holy fucking fucker fuck! That is the most disgusting thing I've ever SEEN!"
2."OH MY GOD! Holy fucking fucker fuck!I am out good golly! Ugh. That is the most disgusting thing I've ever seen in a game!"
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