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1. Tired of using facebook. 2. Word to replace facebook.
What are you doing.
I'm getting on face-shit.
I should check my face-shit.
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The things that a person may say or do to impress and endear themselves to another person......usually when they are on the pull.
Hey, check out Rob. He is pulling out his best shit with that girl !
Dude, you were pulling out your best shit last night......
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Person of a reduced intellect.
Bob "What time is it?"
Steve "Fuck you, you fucking shit wasp"
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its when you are going to take a shit but you have to stop on the way to tighten you asshole to keep the shit from coming out.
i was going to shit when i became shit locked and had to stop in the middle of the hall at work
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Construction term for rancid, shit filled portable toilet on a hot construction job site. Also referred to as a Turd Cooker.
Stan was hungover from weekend partying. He had no choice but to pop a squat and drop a greasy shit on Monday in the job site's Shit Bakehouse.
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When an individual decides to take a shit early in the day because taking a shit later will prove to be very difficult. The person doesn't necessarily have to shit, but only does so because it is beneficial.
Sam: Where's Chris?
Steve: Well, Chris is having dinner with his girlfriend's parents after the football game. After that he's working the night shift bartending, so he's taking a strategic shit right now.
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A seemingly endless series of unlucky events, or negative occurrences.
Bob seems irregularly upset today. Must be from that shit storm he's stuck in.
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