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The day Lisa realized that referring to her red-headed children as "struck matches" is actually a racial slur....
Struck match meaning a term used by Daman Wayans to describe really, really black people.
Did you know I have been referring to my children as struck matches to the mothers at my kids catholic school ? This is definitely a bad mom Wednesday
In response Ashley says "you should subscribe to urbandictionary.com so you will have less of those embarrassing race related moments!"
Used by students at the University of Texas in Austin when their homework/studying keeps them up so late that Kerby Lane, a 24-hour restaurant, is the only good place open at which to eat. Only to be used in extremely stressful situations, like having to write a six page paper the night before two midterms.
The expression in no way implies Kerby Lane is itself bad. In fact, it's awesome, especially the pancakes and signature queso.
Student 1: Oh my god, I have so much work to do tonight. I'm going to be up until 4am.
Student 2: Really, man? That bad?
Student 1: Oh yeah. It's Kerby Lane Bad.
A bad ass bitch is a female who will not take any bullshit from ANYONE. A Bad Ass Bitch is a women who is strong, Gorgeous, smart,and funny. If a Bad Ass Bitch encounters someone who is talking slick out they mouth she will put them in their place. Bad Ass Bitches DO NOT give a fuck who you are they will fix you up.
Other girls; "You see that girl right there. She's a Bad Ass Bitch so dont mess with her. She's gorgeous and will put you in your place. Watch out"
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interjection used to indicate a sense of foreboding or fear of the future. Has nothing to do with actual bears. The use of the assumed antonym 'good news bears' is frowned upon.
"I just slept through my Math final, this is bad news bears."
"I went to my Math final. It was bad news bears."
"Jimmy watched in vain as the fire weaved its way towards the gasoline tank. His last thought was, 'This is bad news bears.'"
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The anatomically correct male/female puppets often used as props in childhood sexual molestation legal proceedings.
Timmy, I want you to pick up your bad touch doll.
It's ok.
Now, show us where Bishop put his mouth.
Was it here on the Pontiff penis, here on the Cardinal crotch; or was it here on the Reverend rectum?
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You should always feel bad for an Asian kid who shorter than you because that me he is gonna have a bad life and future
PLEASE FEEL BAD if you see an ugly yellow kid and help him get a better life at GOFUNDME.COM
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This is what Tupac Shakur was.
"West side, Outlawz, Bad Boy Killa"
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