old-people band

Bands with old people because their band still is successful and they think they are still rawkin' hard.

Rolling Stones is an old-people band, Jagger should get over his blown-out dick.

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ratio of people to cake

Ratio of guys to girls at a given social situation.

Man, the ratio of people to cake is fucking diminishing. They're going to some other party.

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White People Problems

Problems experienced only by white people, i.e getting a sunburn, or Starbucks screwing up your latte.

"I forgot to put on sunscreen today."
#White People Problems

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white people problems

Problems or situations only found taxing by white people.

I wish I had Ashley's white people problems. She told me she was sore because she has been so busy taking culinary classes for fun she hasn't been able to use all of the massages on her spa membership card, got one today and was out of practice.

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Old People's Syndrome

1.when someone says they are going to leave to do something but actually stay and stare at whatever you are doing.

2.when people barge into your house uninvited and look all over you house for no apparent reason and leave.

1. Son: "Yeah Dad, i'm just watchin some videos"

Dad: "OK son, i'll just be upstairs"

*moves somewhere to secretly watch what your doing*

Son: "Dad... your Old People's Syndrome is kicking in again..."

2. Me: "So my aunt and uncle came over when I was alone at my house and searched my whole house for nothing at all."

Friend: "Yeah dude, it sounds like your aunt and uncle have Old People's Syndrome."

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black people cheddar

Small talk among black people. Often used at nephew's birthday parties.

"Hey Jamar how the new jordans"?
"They good I copped em for a steal at the flee market".
"Yo, this is some real black people cheddar right now".

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People named Jay

These species of "People Named Jay" are constantly addicted to the 2017 hit battle royale game "Fortnite." Their whole personality is based off of Fortnite, every waking minute of the day is spent on Fortnite, every dollar they earn is just Vbucks, so much so that they have a conversion calculator built into their brain. These people also tend to hit the griddy whenever they can muster the strength to stand up off their crusty ass gaming chair.

"I hate People named Jay, they literally never go outside and constantly hit the griddy"
"People named Jay broke my floor from hitting the griddy too violently"

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