He’s friends with Hankenbert Buffberry and he’s involved in the history of scumbags (one of the first ever scumbags on Earth!) Peter’s mummy burned all her toes and offered them to Peter, but he refused because he hates Barclays. There’s a lot of debate among historians whether or not Peter is a good guy, but he’s a marmite hater so there must be some good in him.
“Hey, it’s Peter Frickface!”
“It looks like his circuits are broken!”
Your common horny little sex slave. Can't open a pickle jar on his own, but hell does he give a killer hand job. He is known around town for his complementary over the pants handy's. No one can quite understand how such strong hands can have a tender embrace. Over all a nice dude with a born talent for hand jobs.
Damnit Molly that kids such a Peter Morris. He keeps giving my boyfriend stellar hand jobs.
liberal asswipe ... canadian (red flag)... shorty... is in love with his cats (creepy love not wholesome) ... racist (big red flag)... faking his whole engagement (we all know hes gay)... whitewashed
A: why is there a gnome in my backyard???
B: thats just peter L he's waiting for his cat to come home
A: why is he purring at his cat??
B: catfucker.
A 100mph guy that doesn't know his arse from his elbow, or how to make a coffee
"Joey Essex was once a Peter Holmes ... "
When that one friend says brb and comes back in 4 hours.
Peter in an intense game: "oh man gtg brb"
Paul: "Oh no"
Chris: "Ah yes another Peter's brb. Im gonna cook some meal after game and wait for him to come back"
Peter, after 4 hours: "Sorry guys i was talking to my parents"
When your friend says hes gonna be right back... He goes afk for 4 hours.
Peter: yo man i gtg brb
Paul: Lets go... another Peter's brb
Chris: Ah nice, see ya in 4 hours m8
tall, slanging some heat, bucket
whos mike peters?
he tall, slanging some heat, literally a walking bucket