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I'll have a Honeymoon Salad - lettuce alone, no dressing.
“Well that’s why you should learn how to make salad.” is a response to anything and everything.
This phrase came from a bitter old man named John, this is John’s only accomplishment.
Man 1: Want a beer?
Man 2: Well that’s why you should learn how to make salad.
The state of finally being sober after a long weekend of alcohol consumption. Typically refers to someone who may fall in the college audience.
I drank moonshine like it was my job last night and now, after about a day of recovery I'm finally sober salad
An orgy consisting of using thousands islands dressing as lube.
Hey Bob, I’m getting the thousand islands dressing for the Root Salad tonight.
The equivalent of "cheese pizza", but for csam instead.
Person 1: "Why's he not here?"
Person 2: "He was caught looking at chicken salad and mayo on his computer. Even Tails couldn't save him."
A statement that explains how "ok" something is.
Person1: that is so not kosher salad!
Person2: so what? i don't care if its ok or not to hit bob in the face.